ASSOS GUY

Assos ads always crack me up with the early 40's Euro guy helmetless but in a glans-like cap on a virginal white logo-free steed so immaculate and badass it even has a one-piece carbon bar/stem.

But this particular ad in the series takes the cake. Is he doing yoga? About to give his $400 saddle some deep, pounding love from behind? Or is he about to go ride?

And when he rides, does this mystery man even sweat? Doubtful.

New Formula: Just Call It Blowout

4 grams of dietary fiber y'all, respect it.

UFC 98: Evans vs Machida, Got Any Gum?

Yawn. Zero interest on dropping $50 on the PPV for this. Especially after ordering the last UFC PPV and having to sit through what seemed to be an hour of commercials ON THE PPV I'D JUST DROPPED $50 ON. Fuck that noise. I guarantee some UFC dude thought he was a fuckin' genius for that move, stick it in your ear bozo.

Big News

6 lbs of protein ordered last week has arrived. Let the imposition of will begin.

New pullup pr

165 in one workout (trx core essentials A and B plus pullups before, between, and after core exercises for 165 pullups total).

If only i'd been able to do this when i had to take the humiliating presidential fitness test in grade school. . .