As Seen On TV: The Future of Functional Training?

This is not a joke. There is really an infomercial for a training program called 'Brazilian Butt Lift.'

Will we see any DRILLit games competitors climbing the top rung of the podium after following a rigorous Brazilian Butt Blast training program? Or will the Australian Ass Annihilation devotees prove supreme? Does the East Bay stand a chance?
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