28 May 2008

Why not run away?

If you try to crush an ant, it will sense you coming and go nuts trying to run for it.

So why will an ant gleefully march past 50 dead ants to eat ant poison?

That shit must taste really good.

Prediction: China Earthquake Fallout/'Justice'

Watch for China to arrest one to three Communist party officials from the Sichuan province to take the fall for shoddy construction in region/construction bribes/embezzlement/etc, some time in the next week. Directly following, they'll have a swift show trial, then execute him/them while simultaneously pumping up the relief effort pr blitz. They claimed they pulled a 103-year-old woman out of the rubble after ten days. Bullshit. No fucking way.

And if you're in the market for a kidney, liver or other transplant organ, chances are you will soon have a shot at owning some infamous replacement parts.