SEWAGE FISHING IN LA RIVER

Look closely, one of the three dudes brandishes a large stick as he tries to catch fish by hand in this video featuring the LA River next to the 5 freeway bike path. Carcinogens—they’re what’s for dinner.

Leprechauns chuck rocks instead of tick tocks

But when something tickles them for whatever reason you can see them humming a tune and stomping a hoove for when they sing tis a sign of clear skies and up ahead the promise of spring.

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