13 February 2009

PS

It’s called a metaphor, Lance. They’re really popular in language!

 

Was there some prohibition on using cancer as an analogy after Lance had cancer?

 

Kimmage must have missed the edict!

ATTENTION AMERICAN JOURNALISTS:

A lesson in basic reporting.

LANCE LOSES HIS SHIT ON PAUL KIMMAGE OVER GREAT QUESTION

Straight out of the karl rove playbook on lance’s part, step to the side and radically misdirect.

Holy shit!

Phoenix a ruse

In the why is this news dept., no way in hell Joaquin Phoenix is for real. Casey Affleck isn't filming a death march, I wager this will be a giant prank but not until after Phx releases a rap album that will be critically acclaimed. Then he'll tug the table cloth from under the wine bottle.

Letterman is the finest journalist working today. Love his who gives a fuck old man attitude. First Blago now this. All tv journalists should grow a pair as big as Dave.

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