Death by soy: cancer from elevated estrogen levels.

Death by beef: mad cow disease.

Death by chicken: avian flu y'all.

Death by corn: high fructose fatass heart attacks.

Death by milk: rbst approved in less than 60 days is not so good for you and me!

Death by water: heavier metals than riffs from Black Sabbath/radioactive poison/industrial discharge infesteing lady's melons.